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What did you learn in kindergarten that you wish you did a better job of applying to the way you live your life today?
Hmmm...
Power naps
Don't put the paintbrush in the white paint after using the black paint.
Don't throw your toys out of the pram.
Play nicely with others.
Don't eat jam with your fingers.
The square peg goes in the square hole.
Kicking my legs in the air and screaming does not get me what I desire.
Sometimes people forget to pick you up coz they're busy...
Boys are stupid.
Of course I did not go to Kindergarten...I went to play school. It sounds like so much more fun doesn't it? Whereas Kindergarten sounds like some scary place where serial killers grow children.
What was your random act of kindness today?
Submitted by Cher Cabula.
Whilst walking this afternoon I warned 2 children of their future as serial killers. They were chucking stones at a cat so I kindly reminded them that a high percentage of young people who torture animals go on to become serial killers. This was of course met with surly snarls. Whereupon I glared at them with my best adult frown. If the clown suits fit....
What album has been most influential in your life?
Submitted by Soup.
In my teens it was Prince...specifically Purple Rain
In my 30's it was Beethoven...specifically The Ninth before it was over used on commercials and Olympic game opening ceremonies.
I will let you know in 10 years what my 40's sounded like....apart from the screaming obviously.
There is one song that has followed me throughout my life and has always been there through all the joys and all the disappointments. That is of course the ever lovely Pooh and Huffalumps and woozles...but not the frelling Disney Pooh. I do not mind the songs but I do not like the animation or the way Disney has portrayed many of the characters.
Song: Heffalumps And Woozles
They're black they're brown they're up their down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Be a very wary bear
A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel
The Heffalump or woosel is very sly
- sly - sly - sly
They come in ones and twoosels
but if they so choosels
before your eyes you'll see them multiply
- ply - ply - ply
They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size
If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize
They're green they're blue they're pink they're white
They're round they're square they're a terrible sight
They tie themselves in horrible knots
They come in stripes or polka-dots
Beware Beware Be a very wary bear
(musical interlude)
They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size
If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the things you prize
They're black they're brown they're up their down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ....
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Submitted by [this is connie].
Om my....I know so many people that would prob buy that. *Waves at all those who know who they are* Awwwww...bless.